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The Two Wolves
20:06 Oct 11 2008
Times Read: 629




> One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two "wolves" inside us all..

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> One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.

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> The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith." The grand son thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?"

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> The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."

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The Indian With One Testicle
19:39 Oct 11 2008
Times Read: 630

The Indian With One Testicle









There once was an Indian who had only one testicle









and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that









name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.









After years and years of torment, Onestone finally









cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone









again I will kill them!'









The word got around and nobody called









him that any more.









Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird









forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He









jumped up, g rabbed her and took her deep into









the forest where he made love to her all day and









all night. He made love to her all the next day,









until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.









The word got around that Onestone meant what









he promised he would do. Years went by and no









one dared call him by his given name until A woman









named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being









away. Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was









overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him









and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'











Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,









then he made love to her all day, made love to her all





night, made love to her all the next day, made love to









her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

































Why ???























OH, come on... take a guess !!!



























Think about it !!!











You're going to love this !!!





































Everyone knows...









You can't kill Two Birds









with OneStone !!!